Simple rules of becoming a Bionic Blonde
♥ Above all else, you must *heart* Jaime Sommers. ♥
ALL JAIME'S BOYFRIENDS -
KEEP OUT, STEVE !
Not!Steve (minus) 1.0 David Welch
The Bionic Woman
Is!Steve 00 ♥♥♥
Not!Steve 1.1 – Dr. Michael Marchetti
(4 episodes)
Not!Steve 1.2 – Tim Sanders
Winning is Everything
Not!Steve 1.3 – Dr. Alan Cory
The Ghosthunter
Not!Steve 2.1 – Bob Welton
Jaime's Shield
Not!Steve 2.2 – Darwin Jones
Biofeedback
Not!Steve 3.1 – Roger Grette
The Bionic Dog
Not!Steve 3.2 – Billy Cole Rodeo
Not!Steve 3.3 – (unseen) Raymond,
Escape to Love
Not!Steve 3.4 – Chris Williams
The Pyramid + 3 more
Not!Steve 3.5 – Casey
The Martians are Coming
Not!Steve 3.6 – Jed Kimball
Deadly Music
Not!Steve 3.7 – Tommy Littlehorse
Out of Body
Not!Steve 3.8 – Sam Sloan
Long Live the King
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The Bionic Blonde’s Urban Dictionary
A definition of terms that often appear in episode commentary that may cause readers to think WTF?... with a link to their episode origins.
Ausommers:
Our celebrity Astronaut & Tennis Pro supercouple's nickname. Steve Austin + Jaime Sommers = “Ausommers.” Like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie = “Brangelina.” First appeared: The Bionic Woman pt. 2
Big Valley Blouse:
The infamous, really low cut, I-can't-believe-the-networks-allowed-this- blouse that Jaime wore in Brain Wash.
Budapest!Bonk:
The1980s mission explosion in Budapest that reversed / cured Jaime's amnesia and her memories of Steve. First appeared: Return of the SMDM and BW
Dr. Crankypants:
Rudy Wells, whenever he's in a sour mood. First appeared: The Bionic Dog
Jamie's Jammies™:
The Bionic Woman's fabulous pajamas, worthy of a QVC Shopping Network line. First appeared: Out of Body
Not!Steve:
Jaime's relationships or flirtations with guys who aren't Steve Austin. First appeared: The Bionic Dog
Stun!Love:
Steve's sudden, distant gazes whenever he has romantic flashbacks of Jaime. First appeared: Return of the SMDM and BW
Travel Packing Genius:
The Bionic Woman's uncanny ability to fit lots and lots of wardrobe changes into one suitcase when traveling on missions. First appeared: African Connection.